Have been commuting by the London tube for about 7 years now, and "rush hour" is the worst. The London tube runs from East to West and North to South, it is what keeps London moving and functions as an artery of the city. It also makes you impatient and irritable. Besides making your clothes and hair smell, as you inviting pressed against the millions of other commuters.
"Rush hour" is when everyone is trying to get to work for the auspicious time of 9.00 am, and you really need to get on that tube. So out of the way suckers!!! One of the tube lines in London is called the Piccadilly line and runs from the north to the south. It has quite an interesting run actually from a suburb called " Cockfosters"( yes I know it does exist) to Heathrow Terminals 1,2 3 and sometimes 4 and 5.It looks pretty much like the picture below. Smelly armpits, stale breath, someones snack in you hair, and it gets worse.
During the winter its the smelly coats, and the fact that the hygiene standard falls i.e. The thought is why should I have a shower or wake up slightly early to have, what a shower? Have you seen how dark it out there, even the sun is not up. Love it when someone takes action ( see image below) and makes people aware " You Mr, yes you... You stink"
Back to my hair, so there is a particular smell, that my hair has mid week. And I wondered for a long time, what is this, strange!! After much investigation the conclusion that I have come to is it is the Piccadilly line.
Hence the title " My Hair Smells Like the Piccadilly Line"
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